Polly Paper Dolly has a rather peculiar PROBLEM.
Facebook, that measured modern moderator of all things most beneficial to civilized society, doesn’t think she is appropriate for your delicate sensibilities, so she has been BANNED from their Very Respectable Forum. (Consequently, I can´t sell her to you in my Facebook shop.)
Apparently, she ´s too fast and loose for their tender tastes. Ooh, la, la!
I think it’s her dashing, suggestive slip that did the trick and set off their pearl-clutching, gasping and breast-heaving!
Quick! Somebody grab the smelling salts and fainting couch!
Do you suppose shés got French lace-trimmed pantaloons under there?
Heaven ´s-to-Betsy!
Whatever shall we do??
“Oh, my stars and garters!” as my great Aunt Gwen used to say.
HAPPY ART FOR A HAPPY HEART! 